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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)